We Will Own You.
Our “We Will Own You” can beat up your “Yes, We Can,” any day, anywhere, especially once our hostile takeover of the 2010 Elections™ is complete. To celebrate our upcoming ownership of America, we invited Russian oligarch-gangster, and RepubliCorp™ spokesperson, Ivanov Ivnievsnivniev™, to take first crack at our official anthem, “We Will Own You”:
RepubliCorp™ at the Rally to “Keep Fear Alive”
RepubliCorp executives rallied with Stephen Colbert in DC this Saturday to “Keep Fear Alive.” We’ll be adding more pictures to this post throughout the next day or so.
RepubliCorp™ Serenades American Action Network’s Rob Collins!
Rob Collins™, President of the GOP™-front group American Action Network (which has funneled $25 million in secret corporate donations into far-right campaigns), is not just one of the most important members of our team – he’s our hero. So when a group of RepubliCorp junior executives that love to sing wanted to show him the love, we were in no position to object:
RepubliCorp in Chicago: “We Will Own You.”
Lou Pole, the CEO of our Chicago Branch, delivered this moving yet funky rendition of our RepubliCorp corporate anthem, “We Will Own You.” Watch it, and try to hold back the tears of corporate pride:
RepubliCorp: Making News in Upstate New York
Several RepubliCorp officers from our Upstate New York Division managed to find themselves on the local news, further confirming the success of our nationwide branding efforts:
